Wednesday, August 7, 2013

8:30 12:30 2:00 4:30 5:30 6:00 6:30 6:45 7:45 8:05

These numbers are not going to get you off of the island.  I think they keep you trapped there.

at 8:30 last night I escorted G out of "mama's bed" and in to his own as he said, "I sink I may have poopy in my pants."  it was a trial of letting him sleep with me while Ben is gone/here.  It's his big sales conference so he is all but gone.  He originally went to bed at 6:40.  HOLY MONSTER BALLS YOU ARE INFRINGING ON MY SYTYCD DRINKING TIME.  It was an event.

12:30 when M woke up the first time

2:00 when Ben came home

4:30 when M woke up

5:30 when M woke up to poop.  Every.  Single.  Day.  And he needs me.

6:00 when I have to get up to get dressed

6:30 M dawg up for the day

6:45 G up

in the middle of there I made some pancakes.

7:45 out the door to work and "school."

8:10 drive through at starbucks.

I need a nap.  And a sister wife.  And a trip to an island that doesn't know those numbers.


Elizabeth said...

8:30 to 12:30 seems like a pretty good stretch. That's all the sleep you really need, right???? Hang in there, mama - it gets better. :)

Elizabeth said...

Aaaaaaaannnnnd now I want to weep in my diet coke (GASP! I'm drinking aspartame AND caffeine) seeing as how this is my life in the hopefully-not-so-distant-future. Soon, I'll be waving to you in the dark from SC.

A.B. said...

VEIS--If only I went to sleep at 8:30 instead of catching up on so you think you can dance and purchasing a new diaper bag/purse on etsy.

Elizabeth C--it's really not THAT bad (all of the time.) PLUS, you'll have about 2 weeks of honeymoon bliss before your baby wakes up :) That is... if he ever comes out.

Meg said...

I highly recommend sister wives...I have two out here. I will sorely miss them when I move back to Texas....will have to start interviewing sister wife candidates in Waco ASAP. Before 6 am here......both boys...every morning....I can't wait until they're like 16 so I can go into their room at 5:20 am and get right in their faces and yell "It's DAYTIME!" super loud. Payback.....

CDS said...

My nearly 3 year old roommate refuses to go to zzzz until 10:30 pm these days..FML.

A.B. said...

CDS NO WAY. 10:30? Hell no. Ambien that girl.

Sarah @Toddler Summer said...

Oh. I feel your pain. Coffee. It's our friend.

Sarah K said...

This post makes me want to cry. Hang in there!