everybody move to the back of the buuuuuuuus

Apparently, I have no friends because here in Austin all the hot ladies are underground playing d&D... or are on the bus...

(actual craigslist posting I found today)

Hello,
I am looking to join or start up (even BETTER) A D AND D gaming group. I have played be4, but it was with all guys. That is okay, but I would prefer not to be the only gal. I take the bus.
I also play a little chess.
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