Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Seriously Babycenter? She bangs.

Cauliflower.  That is the size of my baby.  A 2 lb cauliflower?  Doubtful.

And at 27 weeks their advice for me is to start thinking about family planning.  What we're going to do in a few months when this baby is born I need to know about contraceptives.

Have these people ever had babies?


Sarah K said...

My favorite is the message boards. What a shit show. I've always been a big believer that they should have Babycenter: College Graduate Edition. I'd be all over that.

Cate said...

This post would make me laugh, except the thought of those impending months leaves me too tired to laugh... which for damn sure means I'm not going to need to worry about contraceptives!

Also, amen, Sarah. Amen.

A.B. said...

Sarah you could be on to something! Lets start it!

They better be watching us in the hospital. Don't want any freaky business going on.

And by freaky I mean murdering my husband if he THINKS about snoring.

Shaina said...

I am dying over this post, and even better the comments! Well said ladies, well said.

don't even get me started on the birth control topic - someone needs to make himself a consult appointment to get snipped, but for some reason he hasn't....UM, I have had TWO c-sections - time to step up don't you think?