The Mason Dixon.

So, until college, when I met people who lived above "the line" I didn't realize that other people didn't eat fried okra--didn't know what it was--or that on Sundays some stores opened BEFORE noon. Here in the belt--things open after church.

My parents were here this weekend and we went to brunch on Sunday and on the menu there was a "morning margarita." I hypothesised about what that could be. My best answer was that it was a normal margarita but made with orange juice instead of lime. I asked--negative. A morning margarita is simply a margarita before noon. Hilarious.