So I read blogs. I pretend we are friends and I'm invested in your lives (in a creepy non-stalkery kind of way.) I was kind of sad to be away (not really) because catching up on your lives is way more important than catching up on laundry or unpacking my suitcase and I'm STILL BEHIND (on your lives... and the laundry. And I keep taking clothes out of the suitcase to wear... so at some point it should be empty.)
So I go to read someone's blog only to find I've been REJECTED. Rejected. Like that one time I didn't get the job at banana republic for the holidays (even though I proudly told them I was going to be gone for 2 weeks for christmas/new years.) How could they not want me?
So I know it doesn't matter. I should not have my feelings hurt. And I should definitely stop checking to see if they have added me because they missed this glaring mistake. What? Crazy? Need sleep? Need those molars to just stop growing or to be full on teeth? Yes. I need that.
I also need new boots. (This is not at all connected to the other.)