Why are you smiling?

Because it's the first time I've ever seen you look ugly.

It kind of makes me happy.

OMG.  Just watching Bridesmaids for the first time.

I also just had to recount to my mom my story about how I'm the crazy wacked lady at the park.  I'm the lady who asked kids to clean up their language.  And made them run away.

I.  Am.  Awesome.