As a future olympian, I'm constantly studying my gymnastic competition. I am banking on my coconut oil to help me shrink 2 inches so I can be considered tall and also lose 50 lbs so I can be long and lean and "international looking like the judges like."
Like Komova. which I hear comb-ova every. single. time.
Gabby Douglass looks like a tiny Michelle Obama.
They also don't wear sports bras. I guess because they don't have to. (oh, I better lose some bazooms, too. Maybe that happens when I lose my 50?)
And they love a shiny leotard. (check.)
They love the sparkles in the hair. (high school me, check.)
They love a scrunnci. (elementary school me, check.)
They love a clippy. (baby me, check.)
They also have receding hairlines from the scruncci-clippy combo which will assuredly give them the comb-ova in later years.
So maybe I'm not gymnastics material. damn it. I hear bad mitten has some openings?