I'm like martha up in this bitch. I can say that because my 2 year old is asleep and my not yet born monsterfaced child (please see image below) has yet to be born. Though babycenter tells me he hears me and pee's inside of me. Good tips. Thanks BC.
Anyway, I had seen this little lovely item on etsy. If I had a girl. I would have it. With the yellow. Probs not the pink. Who knows though.
I also had some left over canvases from making Meyer's name sign (PS. also, still a boy as visible via his nuts today.)
I made it to hobby lobby. bought some fabric. and made some etsy inspired decorations for our bathroom. Because, I mean... after almost 6 years of living here I've decided to decorate.
step 1. Have husband staple gun fabric onto canvas.
step 2. Cut strips of fabric and fold in halfsies.
step 3. Run a needle and thread through the fabric and gather it.
step 4. Hot glue pieces in place (fabric glue wasn't work.)
step 5. Cuss because you burn yourself 245x.
step 6. Do it again only make the second ring bigger.
step 7. Repeat step 5.
step 8. Go through craft drawer and find random pearl beads and add them.
step 9. Repeat step 5.
step 10. suck it etsy. (kidding. I still love you. Locavore for life. Support local businesses and things.)
Now... monster baby. they ASSURED ME that he is not hideous and his eyes don't look like that and he is probably just smushed into my placenta. Tbd, friends. tbd.