No, I haven't seen Batman. I'm not that cool.
However, I did just put my child down for a nap only to hear a large BAM and then screaming. I went in and guess who was laying on the floor (all teeth present) crying? Yah, the CHILD WHO MAKES ME WORK TO NOT LOSE IT. I about lost it, but since he was losing it, I figured that I would hold it together.
Dear God, I hope that scared the shitake out of him enough for it to NEVER HAPPEN again. However, I'm realistic, and my child is a climber/risk taker so I immediately called about getting the toddler bed rails for our crib... which apparently take 6-8 weeks to get in. Um? poor planning on their part, obviously. when parents needs such things they need them now.
So I have nothing witty to say. That was scary.
I hear he is two...