two kids. They will suck all time from you.
I was once clever and had time to put on eye make up.
Now I mostly bathe everyday. Then get spit up on. Then say oh well. Wipe it off. And go on about my day. My day of tripping over 200 tiny trains and train tracks. Watching my language. And taking someone to the bathroom/changing diapers. Then wondering what day it is.
I have plans of writing clever, funny and witty things, but by the time I get time to sit down and have computer time. I go for the easy way of checking out instagram. Lazy. I'm lazy.
So get on instagram, why dontcha!
What would Ryan Lochte do?