Gone are the days

Of freedom of speech--in my family, anyway.

Ben alerted me to the fact that I have written slander in my last post about his gazelle-ness. He would like for me to make clear...

He drinks more whiskey than he does beer.

(I'm still unclear about how this makes things better.)

(I also pointed out that though he may drink more whiskey than beer... he still drinks more beer than the average person.)

(He thought a minute and said, "nu-uh...")