Monday, May 9, 2011

EXTRA large.

It's like large x2. I wear an XL in the little girls section. I just bought some items from the calypso Target line there. (I have a problem.)

They even fit the mama bazooms. Seriously. I'm sad for a little girl who has tata's this size.

Whatevs--super cute. I got this. And this. I might return the skirt... because I'm not sure what top to wear with it, but the top I wikky a wot. And it's $15 cheaper than the adult versions. Which, clearly, is why I got 2.

I also have had my life changed by Tina Fey's new book Bossypants. It is possibly the funniest thing I've ever read. I now even more whole heartedly believe that she and I would be BFF's should we meet on a cruise ship that is about to go down in flames. Or if I met her while trolling for girls at the bar. You know, because that's how adult ladies become friends. Or for finding girlfriends? that are just friends. Dear Tina, call me? But I probs won't answer because 1. I don't answer unknown numbers. 2. I really don't talk on the phone that much (unless you are my sister, mom, or husband.) But, since we are BFF's you already know that so it's really not a situation.

Anyway... that's that. I just had my first mother's day where G and B got me a charm with G's thumb print on it. Adorbs. Perfect. Lovely.

Dear Petunia Picklebottom Backpack--someday you will be mine.


jill said...

i think they had petunia picklebottom backpacks on babysteals last week-only 3 patterns, but all super cute. check the archives to see if they have any left...doubt it, but worth a try.

Perfectly Imperfect said...

Where did they get that charm?! That is such a cool idea!

My hubs sucked at Mother's Day. But so glad you had a fantastic one!!

Loosy said...

Um. You're now shopping in the girls department...not even juniors, but GIRLS? Geez, way to make this prego feel FAT.

And a happy belated momma day to you. Keep up the grandiose work!

A.B. said...

Jill, they are all sold out. I was totally going to get one if they weren't.

P.I.--I'l check when I get home. it was a great idea (it was mine) wasn't it? I'll join your pity party via email.

Loosy--heck no. I'm 8x your size when you are 9 months preggo, fear not. The shirt is large and the skirt is elastic. mmm elastic. Jealous that you'll get to wear that 24/7 for a while.

Courtneytcu98 said...

Sometimes I wonder how we are related. . .I stopped fitting into anything in the girl's section round-about my 11th year.

A.B. said...

I think I can wear the girls because little girls still have chubs and teens are freaks of nature with no curves and a love for the word "like."
Seriously, this shirt is at least a size medium in adult.

Meg said...

Sorry, Tina just accepted the other half of my Best Friends necklace. She's the 'ST NDS'. Recognize.

A.B. said...

welllllllllllll I let her have the "Be frie" section which is totally cooler because you can say it. Regulate.