Monday, May 30, 2011
Spanx a lot.
Anyway, today I purchased a spanx swimsuit at target. Hot, right? I mean, once I'm in it, it's kind of ok. Getting into it looks as if I am trying to stuff a sausage into a casing. (when I take it off it is the can of biscuits effect.) Or an over sized pillow into a "european" pillow case. It isn't pretty. It causes me to sweat. I'm not entirely sure I can sit down once it's on, but it looks ok... for mom swimwear.
I'm one Tina Fey and Amy Poehler skit away from losing all credibility with kids these days. Thoughhhh please go back to the top and reference how cool I USED to be.