Well, the point at which I realized my crazy today. G$ is sickers. He only wants me. And to be 3 inches from me. And nap in my bed. while I hold him. And watch yee-yah (Olivia) and pat pat (Little Einstein's.) I haven't slept a lot in the past few days. It's like going back to the newborn stage only no one brings you food and I don't have the rule of having to shower everyday. So you know, there's that.
Now let me tell you I haven't had time to put on deodorant because that takes me two hands. I did brush my teeth and put in contacts. Still wearing what I slept in last night and I look like I was raised by feral cats. You know, not the nice ones. My hair is a rats nest and I'll probably grow out some claws and no one has taken care of my facial hair. I'm also hosting a fundraiser tomorrow which I've done NOTHING for. Um, give me money and forgiveness.
Now for the crazy thoughts. Which were actualized when I texted my sister (please do not take offense by this, peoples... they are just observations.)
Annie, from Little Einstein's, her parents should have gotten her a helmet. And, her friends need to stop leading her on about her singing and song writing abilities. Soon she is going to be on American Idol outtakes as a crazy loon who really doesn't know that she is THAT bad. It will come as a complete surprise. Just sayin'.
What I do like is that all of the kids can say their R's. I really don't like when characters on tv shows for children can't say their R's. My sister, the speech pathologist, assures me that there isn't a problem with this. However... she may also be crazy because, I present to you, text message number 2--which she PARTICIPATED in.
I think that Olivia's grandmother was probably a single mom. They never talk about grandpa. She tells me I need to get out of the house asap and have an adult conversation and then says... "maybe she's a widow?" I say no... I don't think so. She is a strong independent woman.
Crazy. This happened. In my life.
My child also took the hugest poo today which required an immediate bath, garment change, and load of laundry.
Basically my life is full of rainbows and tears.