Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Hookers, blow and 6 months old.

So I haven't posted in a while. I've been chastised. I was too lazy to figure out that picasa only costs $5 per year for an upgrade. But....

In the last month, my baby has turned 6 months hold, started doing hookers, and blow. One truth and 2 lies. I'll let you choose which is true. (And prepare yourself now that I am paying $5 for blogger vomit.)

A teaser...

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ummmm, where I come from, "doing hookers" is not a good thing. Could you please explain? I'm concerned about your parenting. Denise

A.B. said...

Ohhhhhhhhhhh, the truth was that he turned 6 months old. So the hookers and blow thing were total lies.

Anonymous said...

See here, we thought he is 7 months and that was the big lie! He has grown so much. So glad you are not giving him blow.....yet. So relieved.

Meg said...

Why am I just finding you now...thank you for leaving a comment so I could track you down. If she ever does too much blow, not to fear, just suck it out with the nose frida.
P.S. Anyone that titles a entry hookers, blow, and 6 months is someone I really, really like. Your BF necklace is in the mail.

Meg said...

Denise...take a chill pill

A.B. said...

Meg, I prefer the first part of the bff necklace--be fri. But, I suppose if you are sending it, then you can take that part and I'll begrudgingly take the second half.

Perhaps I should market the nose frida to hookers?