Bethenny Ever After.
I have a deep and devoted love to Bethenny, and her husband Jason. Because I live in a false world where I'm potentially famous (I'm just saying we all have the potential) I feel like we can be friends. I get her. I get that she made fun of her husbands jeans one night and he totally didn't get it. I get that he's a better person than her, because lets be honest, Dr. Black is a nicer person than me. I almost shortened that to DB, but in my world that means douchebag... or dirty biatch. Those don't really fit. I get that she is weird about bdays (not that we have similar pasts) and I get that she loves to shop, loves her baby, and loves to eat.
Basically, Call me B. I'll be right here waiting.