The arms crossed maneuver.
The I'm ignoring you and watching Oleeya Or "Ahhhhhhh" sung in a high pitched cutest ever voice. I will also try to capture. And yes, that IS a sheet on my couch. Because I hate dog hair. More than anything (other than running out of wine.) Though Maggie isn't allowed on the couch... she sleeps on it all night. I just need me some plastic wrap. Or an alarm.
And finally, after 5 minutes
And not at all related... but when I was having my big night (for work) in a hotel the other day (and the interwebs were down--THE NERVE) I got this video of "Mama, Mardu?" (Where are you?) I love it. Love. Watch it over and over. Don't judge his refuse of utensils. he's going through a "thing." He "thing" also often includes chewing things up and then handing them to me. He's sweet.