You can tell I'm the model by the lack of muffin tops. And the thighs not touching.
OH wait. Not true. I have both muffin tops and bff thighs. Thank gawd for body glide. I also love a running skirt. Judge me. It's awesome. Has a lot of pockets and I can wear spandex without anyone seeing it. AND NO ONE SHOULD SEE IT.
I also wore body glide to a wedding last night. Y'all. It's hot and humid. A girls gotta do...
Also. Anyone notice that when you self take a picture and have the photo "flipped" on your phone and notice your eyes are super wonky and you haven't even been drinking? My eyes are wonky when they are reversed.
So we had someone else take it. Still not good. (we are pre-weddinging at whole foods.)