Am I a bad person that everything about her annoys me? I cannot change the channel fast enough. I think she probably dresses her babies in pleated kacki's and woven vests and really white tennis shoes. (#occupyhell). I don't know how to use the #, but I know the cool kids are doing it. This is just me telling you that I'll be occupying hell (that I don't believe in.)
I feel about her the way I feel about the parent who makes ornate animals out of their kids lunchbox food. I won't lie I cut G's sammy into shapes the other day and he ate the whole effing thing and asked for more, but in general I do not create scenes with his food.
And in other scenes of food--the devil dog ate a night time diaper today. On the couch.
I'm selling her. Actually, I'll trade you the dog for a new couch.