Please also note that swimsuit pictures should not be taken straight on. And, should you be taking them in the bathroom, for the world to see, you should probably take down the things that are drying on your "drying rack" so that you look more put together. Whatever, the "cleaning lady" will get to it tomorrow. Right after our "nanny" cuts G$'s finger nails.
Honestly, I'm surprised that my bazooms are not looking fuller as this suit squishes everything up and out. Can. Of. Biscuits. to remove. Seexxxxxxxxxy. (prayers I won't need to use the facilities. So basically, I'll probably pee in the pool. Don't invite me over.)
Kidding... ish. I hear black and white is like tan fat. Everything looks better in black and white. And, everything looks better with a tan--which is why I was more attractive when I was regularly visiting the tanning bed. Just ask my premature wrinkles.
So is it worth it? The effort it takes to roll this thing on? Is it too "mommy"? I can't decide.
6 comments:
I think you look fabulous! Skinny mini! Where'd you get that spans suit, anyway??
Target, of course.
I purposely did not show my legs. I'm guessing a full body swimsuit isn't in style...
Love it!!! Just the right amount of mom and non mom!!! I think you lok super cute in it....and freakishly skinny!!!
um i love it. and you look amazing. for real.
Looks cute to me!
Hott
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