Pretty sure that would make me high too. in an amazing way. Well, only if I was making best friends left and right. I sadly am sans gay men in my life right now. We need to find a church.
Anyway, this morning I had a LARGE iced coffee. Let me tell you. I have coffee once a week (the expensive kind--because expensive means it tastes better. You know, like when I play the game in In Style where I don't look at prices and pick out the most expensive thing. It's one of my spiritual gifts. That, and not being able to do percents. I'm not sure that counts as a gift, though.)
(and don't even ask about fractions. Who does fractions anymore? Didn't they disappear with the dewey decimal system?)
(what I can do is eat 7/8 of a pie. So basically, if you could make all sales tags when I'm shopping in pie form... I'd probably get it. My current practice is to figure out what 10% is and then make that into 30% or whatever. My math skills are sweeping the 3rd grade nation. Only I think they do fractions. Whatever, I can drive. And have a credit card. Suck it 3rd graders. Dang, I also have a job. Nevermind. You win.)
I can wow you with my ability to find expensive things though. Ben is constantly in awe... or shock. Or shock and awe. though I'm not sure that's what the G-dubb was talking about when he used that statement.
So back to my coffee. I'm high on caffiene.
And I got G$'s birthday jonjon yesterday. Nothing says gangsta like a jonjon with a sock monkey on it. Am I right? Trying to decide if I should do a birthday preview (including cupcake toppers, invitations, jonjon, high chair banner now--or if I have to wait until his day... which is more than a month away? Thoughts?)