Auditors are going to be at our office for the next few weeks. Today they brought in breakfast tacos. Some say it's for Texas independence day... others, probably just because they are being nice. Neither here nor there.
Convo with my admin this AM.
You totally should have gone down and gotten a breakfast taco.
Her: no, I'm being good.
Me: (thinking to myself... self, where is that self control that you are trying to court?)
Her: So this morning I had my oatmeal with walnuts and raisins and flax seed.... so you'll want to stay away from me today.
Wow. She just referenced her gas. Wow. Wow. wow.
It's not even business casual Friday.