So yesterday we got new tires for the wagon (the vulva, as ben's friends call it... which still makes me laugh. Yes, I realize it's sexist. Still funny), paid a zillion dollars for a dog I currently want to strangle, and Ben broke his iphone4. Yes, I am saying Iphone4 because it's pertains to the following conversation.
me: So did you get the new iphone?
B: no, I got the new version of my old one.
me: So you did get the newest one?
me: So you got an iphone4?
B: yes, a new version though without scratches and stuff.
Um, so then just say that you got the same one. I realize it's new.
Our brains do not work the same. at all.