I went to the gap the other day. As I'm known to do. And the lady who works there, Lisa, she knows me. And the G$. (It's all by it's lonesome so no mall going required. SCORE.) Anyway, I tried on a pair of jeans and then told Ben about them.
Me: I saw Lisa today (roll of eyes from Dr.) and tried on a pair of jeans at the Gap. I liked them because they come up a little higher.
Ben: mouth open. wow. For when you stop being a woman and start being a mom? Are you there?
Me: Gap doesn't sell mom jeans! (... but I know they used to. I think that style has chosen to remain only in the LL Bean catalog. At the gap it used to be the "relaxed" fit though... I had some. In the 90's.)
I'm a mom though. Might as well start looking the part.
They were long and lean's. In case you were wondering.