So my office sits facing out towards cubicles. I don't have a door, but I do have glass windows. Either way... I can hear the person across from me smacking on a hard candy. I should not be able to hear you sucking on something that is INSIDE of your mouth.
I have a thing for mouth noises. And by "a thing" I mean that they ANNOY THE CRAP OUT OF ME. I blame my mom for that one.
I also blame my baby for this situation that occurred during my lunch break to target. There I am walking down the aisles towards my destination of buying trash sacks (and maybe a dress) when I realize I'm starving. Starving. I stop and get some fiberone poptarts and RIP THEM OPEN IN THE AISLE and start eating. I looked ravenous and crazy. I'm mostly over it. It was a sad sad sight to behold though.
Now I'm longing to take a nap by the pool.